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Won't you be my valentine? No, let's get that right: You won't be my valentine.Yuck. Stupid. Annoying.I gave out a valentine to every kid in the sixth grade - all 56 of them. You know, those little fold-over cards that come 30 to a box, with the envelopes whose flap glue doesn't stick. I signed 'em all. All 60, just in case I forgot anyone. Handed them out personally with my little writer's-cramped hands.I...
Maxim Online ON WEB, POLITICS CAN BE A LAUGHING MATTER
The presidential election has been galvanizing and polarizing, so it's hardly surprising the Internet brims with satirical takeoffs of John Kerry and George W. Bush.Everyone knows about JibJab (www.jibjab.com) and its two musical animations. If you're tired of playing those, try "The Political Circus" (www. thepoliticalcircus.com). More video game than music video, this local creation lets you fire four presidential candidates...
Maxim Online Jacksonville Journal
QUOTE, UNQUOTE "It is very significant because it enables us to mesh our total plan together." -- Jay Skelton, president of Nocatee Utility Corp. and DDI Inc., on state regulators clearing the way for JEA to provide sewage and water services for the development. See story, this page. BUILDER COMPLAINTS Reacting to consumer complaints about dishonest home construction practices, state Rep. Don Davis of Jacksonville has scheduled a meeting...
Maxim Online NUT WITH GUN CAUSES TRAFFIC' JAM
TERROR struck a celeb-studded cocktail party for the Michael Douglas-Catherine Zeta Jones movie "Traffic" when VIP guests were kept inside the Time Hotel because of a gun-toting man in a nearby restaurant. The bizarre drama unfolded after a man inside Da Marino on West 49th Street drew a gun and started waving it around shortly before midnight Thursday, say restaurant workers.Within minutes, the unidentified man, who had been harassing a Da Marino waitress, was...